Miley Cyrus For V Magazine #83 Summer 2013
- I’M LOVING HER BAD GIRL ATTITUDE LATELY #ImLookingForHer
#remember when everyone freaked out about that pic of her in the sheet? #because she was ALMOST NAKED OMG #now look at her #all grown up and giving slut shaming the finger #I like this Miley
Yes. This. You own your body, lady. And you look fierce as fuck while doing it.She looks fucking fantastic!
AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE
FUCKING NAILED IT
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THANK YOU
I had seen the original making the rounds. Glad to see it got a proper rebuttal.
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tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
You don’t know stress until you’ve tried to buy concert tickets as soon as they go on sale.